1 Diana Mosley (Goalkeeper)
Diana Mitford – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.
2 Peter Adolph - Invented Subbuteo (Right Back)
Subbuteo – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.
3 Tom Cruise - Action Man, Not Gay (Left Wing)
Tom Cruise – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.
4 Adolph Hitler (Right Wing Back)
Adolf Hitler – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.
5 Emperor Bokassa (Centre Back)
Jean-Bédel Bokassa – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.
6 P. Diddy Mohammed (Midfield)
Muhammad – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.
7 Thatcher AKA The Bitch! (Right Wing)
Margaret Thatcher – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.
8 Ramtha (Midfield General)
J. Z. Knight – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.
9 Idi Amin (Centre Forward)
Idi Amin – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.
10 Charles Manson (Striker)
Charles Manson – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.
11 Jim Jones (Left Wing)
Jim Jones – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.