Meet the team: FCA (First XI)

1 Diana Mosley (Goalkeeper)

Diana Mitford – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

2 Peter Adolph - Invented Subbuteo (Right Back)

Subbuteo – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

3 Tom Cruise - Action Man, Not Gay (Left Wing)

Tom Cruise – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

4 Adolph Hitler (Right Wing Back)

Adolf Hitler – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

5 Emperor Bokassa (Centre Back)

Jean-Bédel Bokassa – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

6 P. Diddy Mohammed (Midfield)

Muhammad – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

7 Thatcher AKA The Bitch! (Right Wing)

Margaret Thatcher – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

8 Ramtha (Midfield General)

J. Z. Knight – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

9 Idi Amin (Centre Forward)

Idi Amin – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

10 Charles Manson (Striker)

Charles Manson – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

11 Jim Jones (Left Wing)

Jim Jones – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

THE ASHES 2011

On December 30th, the annual EDIDAS Xmas bash took place.

Held at FCA HQ, the Stadium of Darkness, only the holders Brighton Buses had confirmed their intention to play so it looked like the Fascists had a 50/50 chance of taking the Ashes.

Pete – as ever – was unsure if the Soweto team bus could make it due to family commitments.

Producers’ Al said “30th looking good”.

Yeah, we’ll we’ve heard that one before!.

At least Boakes had a good excuse for not turning up – being in Australia. Still, you’d think he’d make the effort!

A bigger surprise came in the form of a text from James.

Having been kicked out for his non appearance, reigning EDIDAS champion for eleven consecutive years…..Righteous FC said they were coming!

Again, heard it all before.

Three years, one sacking and a baby later James finally turned up with his tail between his legs. Or so we thought!

Come the day, EVERYONE (except Boakes) turned up and a great time was had by all.

It was like the last 3 years hadn’t happened.

FCA (playing without prescription drugs for the first time in eight years) were shit. As usual…

Soweto had to leave early. Somehow managing to get two victories in Pete’s absence with rolls of the dice.

Producers put on a good show but couldn’t quite do it.

Brighton Buses ALMOST made it…again.

Meaning James ruled supreme once more.

James taking home the Ashes when he hadn’t even bothered to turn up to ‘create’ them in the first place seemed unfair.

But being Christmas, the 1992 Committee were feeling strangely unscrooge like enough to allow it anyway.

Leaving us all wondering how he does it. Again!

EDIDAS – what does it mean?

EDIDAS stands for Every Day I Dream About Subbuteo.

Steve, Pete and Chris had been playing Subbuteo for about 3 years when they met James. A few years their junior, he had a passion and zeal for the madness they’d created.

During a night of madness, James came up with the daft idea that ADIDAS might be interested in sponsoring their Subbuteo league.

Although James’ pipe dream would never come true, they decided to vote in a pretend sponsor instead to mimick the newly formed Barclays Premier League.

After several hours of discussion, James came up with the genius idea of EDIDAS. Because they all loved playing Subbuteo!

Over the next 15 years James won everything.

The EDIDAS story will make you laugh and cry. And probably wonder what the bloody hell they’re on about.

Here, you’ll find videos, photos, archive material and best of all, a four part ‘reality’ podcast called ‘Every Day I Dream About Subbuteo’.

Now your appetite has been ‘whetted’….look out for the full EDIDAS story in the four part reality podcast ‘Every Day I Dream About Subbuteo’

“It’s like Spinal Tap on Woman’s Hour” (Simon Pegg).