Excitement mounts as guest list announced for Wednesday’s impromptu bank holiday tournament, tentatively titled “Thatcher’s Ashes”.

Sir Baroness, lady Duke Thatcher has declared herself fit for work and is in FCAs starting line up.

Other teams participating are hosts Soweto Picnic, Brighton Buses, Righteous FC, Sensations FC and new boys ChumbaWanderers.

On the menu – Champagne, fireworks and middle aged blokes reminiscing about the good old days.

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